Flashdrive Lady

Flashdrive Lady is a lady who comes into use our computers and use our flashdrive that we so kindly provide for the public.

The other day our flashdrive was stolen.

This made Flashdrive Lady MAD grrr.

Flashdrive Lady yelled at me.

And while I held my tounge from saying "Buy your own goddamned flashdrive you cranky ass bitch"...I did politely inform her that I did not know when we would be getting our flashdrive back as it was stolen.

I love my job?

Real life convo tonight at work...

Teenaged patron: Hey... I need 3 books about Adolph Hilter.

Nice Librarian: Okay! What type of information are you looking for? Biographical?

Teenaged patron: No. Not really. I just need books about his life...

Nice Librarian: *blank stare*